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toyghost:

I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED

I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE

(Source: ubupu, via itwasgood-neverlookingdown)

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller, via mosaicbrokenhearts)

fruffian:

why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me 

(Source: crydaisy, via itwasgood-neverlookingdown)

painttoolsai:

do ants have pubic hair

(Source: politoed, via mosaicbrokenhearts)

queenlaqueefuh:

and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

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then i saw them again 

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(Source: wizlaqueefuh, via mosaicbrokenhearts)

saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

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(Source: interwebpunk, via bulletproofswift)

highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

(via sunlightskies)

meganninwonderland:

#the only time a character in a musical actually acknowledged the fact that they were in a musical

(via nashville-s)

(Source: tumboy, via itwasgood-neverlookingdown)

queenslaylor:

The next time you’re about to say something mean about Taylor Swift, think about the fact that she found a blog run by a mother whose child was suffering from cancer and she took it upon herself to contact said mother, invite her to her concert, and then proceed to write a song and release it on iTunes about the child who died of cancer to raise money to prevent such things from recurring. Just think about it for a second.

(via mosaicbrokenhearts)

me on my period

me: touch me and DIE
me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
me: -cries for 3 hours-
me: oh my god i'm hungry
me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
me: -sneezes-
me: THE END IS HERE

(Source: findingwingsinnewyorkcity, via fear13less)

treacherous

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